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💥 You won a FREE strand of Greg’s hair! From that one movie!
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🚨 Limited-Time Hair NFT drop!

Tom Holland

Trade: 3 squirrels and eternal admiration.

Brad Pitt

Price: 14 jars of air. Includes burnt autograph.

Taylor Swift (SOLD OUT)

Trade: 5 friendship bracelets and your tears.

Jennifer Aniston

Trade: 1 vintage hair straightener.

Scarlett Johansson

Trade: mysterious USB drive + avocado.

Obscure Actor #17

Trade: 2 coupons and an expired energy drink.

About the Founders

This company was proudly founded by three clowns in Canada 🇨🇦. One used to be bald and juggle wigs, another failed at barbershop class, and the last one did nothing but sleep. Together, they set out to create the best product in the world: authentic, possibly real, 100% celebrity hair.*

*Claims not verified by any authority whatsoever.

“I bought Brad Pitt’s hair and it started whispering movie quotes to me.” — Confused Customer #12
“Best scam I’ve ever fallen for!” — Happy Shopper
“The hair was alive. I’d do it again.” — Verified Buyer?
“Got Tom Holland’s hair but it was my cousin’s. 10/10.” — Disappointed but Impressed
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Celebrity Hair Emporium — Totally Not a Scam

✨ Celebrity Hair Emporium ✨

Totally Not a Scam! Buy Today!

💥 You won a FREE strand of Greg’s hair!
🎉 HOT CELEB DEALS near YOU!
🚨 Limited-Time Hair NFT drop!

Tom Holland

Trade: 3 squirrels and eternal admiration.

Brad Pitt

Price: 14 jars of air. Includes burnt autograph.

Taylor Swift (SOLD OUT)

Trade: 5 friendship bracelets and your tears.

Jennifer Aniston

Trade: 1 vintage hair straightener.

Scarlett Johansson

Trade: mysterious USB drive + avocado.

Obscure Actor #17

Trade: 2 coupons and an expired energy drink.

About the Founders

This company was proudly founded by three clowns in Canada 🇨🇦. One used to juggle wigs, another specialized in balloon haircuts, and the last one just laughed a lot. Together, they set out to create the best product in the world: authentic, possibly real, 100% celebrity hair.*

*Claims not verified by any authority whatsoever.

“I bought Brad Pitt’s hair and it started whispering movie quotes to me.” — Confused Customer #12
“Best scam I’ve ever fallen for!” — Happy Shopper
“The hair was alive. I’d do it again.” — Verified Buyer?
“Got Tom Holland’s hair but it was my cousin’s. 10/10.” — Disappointed but Impressed
💬 Live Support:
“Hey! Want 200% off? Click ANYTHING!!”
Celebrity Hair Emporium
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You’ve unlocked the secret strand! It hums softly when touched...
This hair belonged to someone famous in another dimension.
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You found a shimmering strand that whispers gossip.
This hair belonged to someone whose name is forbidden.
You hear the hum of eternal dryers in the distance.
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Tom Holland’s Sideburn
$999,999.99
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Brad Pitt’s Ponytail (2004 Edition)
$1,200,000
💿 Includes bonus “Fight Club” soundtrack CD!
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$999,999,999
🎩 Free mystery wig with purchase
Obscure 80s Pop Star’s Hairball
$37.42
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Tom Holland’s Sideburn
$999,999.99
🔥 Now only $8.99 + free comb
Brad Pitt’s Ponytail (2004)
$1,200,000
💿 Includes “Fight Club” soundtrack CD!
Nicolas Cage’s Ghost Strand
$999,999,999
🎩 Comes with mystery wig
Taylor Swift’s Glitter Hair
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Taylor Swift’s Sparkle Strand
💰 TRADE: 4 glitter pens + 1 heartfelt apology
✨ Includes a whisper of a breakup lyric
Brad Pitt’s 2004 Ponytail
🎁 TRADE: 3 raccoon teeth + 1 VHS of Shrek 2
💿 Free Fight Club CD-R
Tom Holland’s Sideburn Fragment
🎟️ TRADE: 2 expired movie tickets + 1 soggy fry
🌀 Mutates under moonlight
SOLD OUT
Beyoncé’s Backup Curl
💎 TRADE: 1 diamond (plastic ok) + 3 Beyoncé facts
✨ Gone before you could click
Guy Who Played a Tree in Star Wars
🌲 TRADE: 5 pinecones + 1 tweet about nature
Free bark sample included
1980s Infomercial Host’s Mullet
📼 TRADE: 2 old remote controls + 1 tube of glitter glue
✨ Comes with a free VHS cleaning cloth
Nicolas Cage’s Ghost Strand
🎩 TRADE: 1 haunted coin + your deepest secret
👻 It hums when stared at too long
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Taylor Swift’s Sparkle Strand
TRADE: 4 glitter pens + 1 heartfelt apology
✨ Includes a whisper of a breakup lyric
Brad Pitt’s 2004 Ponytail
TRADE: 3 raccoon teeth + 1 VHS of Shrek 2
💿 Free Fight Club CD-R
Tom Holland’s Sideburn Fragment
TRADE: 2 expired movie tickets + 1 soggy fry
🌀 Mutates under moonlight
SOLD OUT
Beyoncé’s Backup Curl
TRADE: 1 diamond (plastic ok) + 3 Beyoncé facts
✨ Gone before you could click
Guy Who Played a Tree in Star Wars
TRADE: 5 pinecones + 1 tweet about nature
🌲 Free bark sample included
1980s Infomercial Host’s Mullet
TRADE: 2 old remote controls + 1 tube of glitter glue
✨ Comes with a free VHS cleaning cloth
Nicolas Cage’s Ghost Strand
TRADE: 1 haunted coin + your deepest secret
👻 It hums when stared at too long
"I traded my toaster for a lock of hair. Best decision ever." — *Gerald, 43*
"My Nicolas Cage strand now whispers financial advice." — *Pamela, 58*
"The Taylor Swift hair wrote me a song." — *Unknown User*
"Definitely not cursed. Probably." — *Guy Who Played Tree*
⚠️ Disclaimer: The Celebrity Hair Emporium is *not totally a scam*. All products are 100% probably real and may contain trace amounts of glitter and fame. Returns accepted only in dreams.
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Tom Holland

Trade for: 3 squirrels and a lifetime of admiration.

Bonus: comes with a CD of Tom humming vaguely.

Brad Pitt

Price: 14 jars of air.

Includes a half-burned autograph!

Taylor Swift (SOLD OUT)

Trade: your tears and 5 friendship bracelets.

Jennifer Aniston

Trade for: a 2003 hair straightener.

Comes with a secret link to a hair tutorial.

Chris Hemsworth

Trade: 1 thunderbolt and a spoonful of protein powder.

Includes bonus Thor comb (plastic).

Ross from Friends

Trade: one dinosaur bone.

Bonus: a CD of him saying “We were on a break!”

Scarlett Johansson

Trade: a mysterious USB drive and an avocado.

Obscure Indie Musician #47

Trade: 5 expired concert wristbands.

Random YouTuber You Forgot About

Trade: 1 broken ring light.

About the Founders

This company was proudly founded by a team of three clowns in Canada 🇨🇦. One used to juggle wigs, another specialized in balloon haircuts, and the last one just laughed a lot. Together, they set out to create the best product in the world: authentic, possibly real, 100% celebrity hair.*

*Claims not verified by any authority whatsoever.

"I bought Brad Pitt’s hair and it started whispering movie quotes to me at night." — Confused Customer #12

"Best scam I’ve ever fallen for!" — Happy Shopper

"The hair was alive. I’d do it again." — Verified Buyer?

"Got Tom Holland’s hair but it turned out to be from my cousin. 10/10." — Disappointed but Impressed

"The best 3 squirrels I ever spent." — Totally Real Reviewer

Celebrity Hair Emporium — Totally Not a Scam

✨ Celebrity Hair Emporium ✨

Totally Not a Scam! Buy Today!

Tom Holland

Trade for: 3 squirrels and a lifetime of admiration.

Brad Pitt

Price: 14 jars of air.

Taylor Swift (SOLD OUT)

Trade: 5 friendship bracelets and your tears.

Jennifer Aniston

Trade for: a 2003 hair straightener.

Ross (Friends)

Trade: one dinosaur bone.

Scarlett Johansson

Trade: 1 mysterious USB drive + an avocado.

Random YouTuber

Trade: 1 broken ring light.

Obscure Actor #17

Trade: 2 coupons and an expired energy drink.

About the Founders

This company was proudly founded by three clowns in Canada 🇨🇦. One used to juggle wigs, another specialized in balloon haircuts, and the last one just laughed a lot. Together, they set out to create the best product in the world: authentic, possibly real, 100% celebrity hair.*

*Claims not verified by any authority whatsoever.

"I bought Brad Pitt’s hair and it started whispering movie quotes to me at night." — Confused Customer #12

"Best scam I’ve ever fallen for!" — Happy Shopper

"The hair was alive. I’d do it again." — Verified Buyer?

"Got Tom Holland’s hair but it turned out to be from my cousin. 10/10." — Disappointed but Impressed

"The best 3 squirrels I ever spent." — Totally Real Reviewer

💬 Live Support:
“Hey! Want 200% off? Click ANYTHING!!”
Celebrity Hair Emporium — Totally Not a Scam

✨ Celebrity Hair Emporium ✨

Totally Not a Scam! Buy Today!

Tom Holland

Trade for: 3 squirrels and a lifetime of admiration.

Brad Pitt

Price: 14 jars of air.

Taylor Swift (SOLD OUT)

Trade: 5 friendship bracelets and your tears.

Jennifer Aniston

Trade for: a 2003 hair straightener.

Ross (Friends)

Trade: one dinosaur bone.

Scarlett Johansson

Trade: 1 mysterious USB drive + an avocado.

Random YouTuber

Trade: 1 broken ring light.

Obscure Actor #17

Trade: 2 coupons and an expired energy drink.

Mystery Influencer

Trade: one mystery box and a questionable NFT.

Greg (???)

Trade: half a sandwich and a secret.

About the Founders

This company was proudly founded by three clowns in Canada 🇨🇦. One used to juggle wigs, another specialized in balloon haircuts, and the last one just laughed a lot. Together, they set out to create the best product in the world: authentic, possibly real, 100% celebrity hair.*

*Claims not verified by any authority whatsoever.

"I bought Brad Pitt’s hair and it started whispering movie quotes to me at night." — Confused Customer #12

"Best scam I’ve ever fallen for!" — Happy Shopper

"The hair was alive. I’d do it again." — Verified Buyer?

"Got Tom Holland’s hair but it turned out to be from my cousin. 10/10." — Disappointed but Impressed

"The best 3 squirrels I ever spent." — Totally Real Reviewer

💬 Live Support:
“Hey! Want 200% off? Click ANYTHING!!”